Toothpicks 

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

Toothpicks by Michelle December 12, 2003

toothpicks on the floor 

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

toothpicks on the floor by cubanluis March 18, 2008

tiny_toothpicks 

tiny_toothpicks is the ign of a Minecraft player. They have been playing Minecraft for several years and often play the minigame bedwars on the server Hypixel. They sometimes go by the nickname "Tiny" and are also known to be incredibly smart and hot.

tiny_toothpicks just fell into the void again

wow look it's tiny_toothpicks they're so cool

tiny_toothpicks by luxynth May 26, 2021

H. E. double toothpicks 

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

H. E. double toothpicks by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Making Toothpicks 

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

Making Toothpicks by Random Killer November 22, 2011

H. E. double toothpicks 

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

H. E. double toothpicks by Light Joker September 14, 2004

domestic toothpick 

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.

Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.

domestic toothpick by reid charboneau December 9, 2007