toothpickdick

To have a dick as small as a toothpick ;) (not a floss toothpick) but a pick tooth floss Ygm toothpickdick!

Eva, your dad has a toothpickdick

by Demi Jarratt July 23, 2014

Toothpickanick

A picnic comprised of foods you can eat using toothpicks. e.g Olives, Cheese cubes, cabanossi, etc etc

Torrance and I had a delightful Toothpickanick yesterday.

by KirstenZ February 6, 2008

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Edward Toothpick Dick

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”

“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”

by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022