Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

toothpick

Josh lyle’s red liberty shirt that he wears 5/7 days of the week

Dang josh wearing the toothpick.

by jarredlyle September 17, 2022

toothpick

A very thin jointthough still smoked, if not long enough will dissapoint

Steve: Yo man smoke this shit
Me: Dude thats a toothpick! Id get a better high from Jesus!

by spamelope May 10, 2005

Toothpick

A name for a person who's overly thin, and appears to look like a toothpick. Basically, someone who's so skinny that it looks like you could break them in half, like a toothpick.

"Dude, look over there. Toothpick looks like he's gonna snap in half any minute now. . ."

by coolspyro17 November 27, 2012

toothpick

a person who is diagnosed with or suffers from any kind of cancer disease,indicating the loss of weight and decline in health after all the chemo therapies and medication.

Uncle Sam was at the doctor's last week.He is a toothpick now.

by milanfanabhi January 13, 2010

Toothpick

Small wooden stick for cleaning out your teeth

Also resembling the size of your penis.

"May i have a fresh minty flavored toothpick to clean my teeth with?"

"Haha your your dick is the size of a toothpick!!!!"

by Greg Young June 2, 2009

Toothpick

When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.

Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!

by The Moll-ster March 2, 2010