Timelines 

Timelines

Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …

That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..

It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …

This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …

But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …

I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …

And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)

Caught in a spiders web comes to mind

Timelines …. Just gotta get in sync…

Timelines by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023

facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

FNAF Timeline 

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

FNAF Timeline by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Timeflies

The greatest musicians to ever be alive. Cal and Rez are the definition of musical talent

Person: Wow that song is so good who is singing that?
Other person: Timeflies.
Person: Wow well everyone should hear them they are so good.

Timeflies by theyaretootalented December 6, 2012

The Timeless Children 

The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it

A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!

The Timeless Children by Not Crowbar XD lol May 6, 2020

Mississippi Timeline 

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014