timelined
a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
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Timelined
Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.
Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
Timelined by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012
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facebook timeline
A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.
Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012
titties on the timeline
when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.
in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020
Mississippi Timeline
Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014
img-timeline
On forums such as Something Awful, a picture that tells a user that something is old news. Even mentioning the file name gets the point across.
img-timeline by He of One Letter December 27, 2009
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