NotPieGuy's definitions

Slang

Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."

John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.

by NotPieGuy February 5, 2021

FUEL LOW

The last thing Kobe Bryant ever heard.

Kobe Bryant: What does "FUEL LOW" mean?
Pilot: You're about to find out!

by NotPieGuy January 28, 2021

Libright

Libertarian right.

The core libright beliefs are:
1. Government bad
2. Economy good

by NotPieGuy January 12, 2022

The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.

The voices won't stop screaming

by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Millstoning

The administration of death as punishment for a crime without legal sanction.

"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;

But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024