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(Also: highway herpes)
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025
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But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
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by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
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Australians are total shoids.
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John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022
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He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
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