Definitions by NotPieGuy
Interstate illness
(Also: highway herpes)
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
Interstate illness by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025
Millstoning
"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Millstoning by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024
Reel coma
A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
Procrastinigger
Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
Procrastinigger by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
Chanostalgia
The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.
John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
Chanostalgia by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022
Agent of chaos
An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.
He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
Agent of chaos by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022