NotPieGuy's definitions

Bruno Mars

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022

Millstoning

The administration of death as punishment for a crime without legal sanction.

"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;

But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.

John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:

by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022

N/A

Stands for "Non-applicable." Basically means that the information is not available, or there is none of it.

"What is the name of your first girlfriend?"
"N/A"

by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021