Bobblehead

1. A Canadian person.

2. A girl who frequently provides blowjobs.
1. "Oh, look over there. That snow-loving coldass bobblehead fagtard. I bet he loves getting locked in plexiglass cells in Walmarts."

2. "Man bro, Jess is a total bobblehead. Where the fuck did she learn it from?"
by NotPieGuy January 27, 2022
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Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.
John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.
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Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.
John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.
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Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
"You are a lazy procrastinigger"
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Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
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The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.
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iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.
iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.
by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021
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