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Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.
John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022
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Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
"You are a lazy procrastinigger"
by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
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Shoid

Australians are total shoids.
by NotPieGuy September 14, 2023
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Reddit atheist

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.
by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022
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by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021
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Abortion

How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?
by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021
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The United States

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.
John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.
by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021
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