NotPieGuy's definitions

Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.

John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Useless faggot

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

You are a useless faggot.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Shoid

A person from the southern hemisphere.

Australians are total shoids.

by NotPieGuy September 14, 2023

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

stop

stop

stop

by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021

Orange man bad

A phrase used by a conservative or right-leaning person to mock unnecessary, extreme, or false criticism of Donald Trump.

Steve: Oh my god, Trump is so bad. He's so fat and ugly and I fucking hate him. Hope he dies
John (mockingly): Orange man bad!!! orange manf bad !!!1

by NotPieGuy January 14, 2021