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Maybe if I say “nice” enough, people will think I’m cool!

Redditor: 69420!!!!! Lmao keanu chungus wholesome 100 you just won the internet thanks for the gold kind stranger ratio lolmao!!!

by NotPieGuy October 27, 2021

was/were

42% of trans pronouns

Did you know that 42% of trans pronouns are was/were?

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2022

Bobblehead

1. A Canadian person.

2. A girl who frequently provides blowjobs.

1. "Oh, look over there. That snow-loving coldass bobblehead fagtard. I bet he loves getting locked in plexiglass cells in Walmarts."

2. "Man bro, Jess is a total bobblehead. Where the fuck did she learn it from?"

by NotPieGuy January 28, 2022

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 08, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Slang

Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."

John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.

by NotPieGuy February 06, 2021

Nazi

A person who has a different opinion than you.

Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: Vanilla is my favorite flavor of cake.
John: I prefer chocolate, want to try this chocolate cake I baked earlier? It’s really good!
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OK Nazi. I’m cancelling you.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021