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Definitions by NotPieGuy

Interstate illness 

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
Interstate illness by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

Millstoning 

The administration of death as punishment for a crime without legal sanction.
"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;

But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Millstoning by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024

Reel coma 

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.
Reel coma by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Procrastinigger 

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
"You are a lazy procrastinigger"
Procrastinigger by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
Australians are total shoids.
Shoid by NotPieGuy September 14, 2023

Chanostalgia 

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.
John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
Chanostalgia by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.
He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
Agent of chaos by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022