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A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.
Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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titties on the timeline
when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.
in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020
The Timeless Children
The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
The Timeless Children by Not Crowbar XD lol May 6, 2020
Mississippi Timeline
Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014
timeless beauty.
Something or someone that is so good and beautiful it will always be beautiful (never tire or go out of style)
She was a "timeless beauty." in his eyes, even in her late 30's she seemed just as magnificent as the day she turned 18.
timeless beauty. by Wise young one November 15, 2013
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