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Brenton thwaites

Brenton thwaites is a hot actor most known for his roles as sexy dick grayson in titans, he is sadly married and has two kids.
Brenton thwaites by Greymar November 28, 2020
1) Another, not quite so offensive way of saying twat.
2) How to pronounce a the name of a character from the film Guest House Paridiso.
3) A Yorkshire brewery.
1) "You sir, are a thwaite!"
2) Mr. Twat: "Actually, it's pronounced Thwaite."
Guest: "Well, it's spelt Twat."
3) "Pint of Thwaites please"
thwaite by Gareth Harris September 1, 2006

Thwaites 

Thwaites is a person who is absolutely at giving the best orgasm ever. They know exactly how to do their partner is many different ways. They also know how to vary the intensity of the sex to achieve multiple orgasms.

If you combine this with a Thomas you will have the time of your life.
Girl 1 : oh my god i had a total Thwaites last night.

Girl 2 : Real?
Girl 1 : yeah he was a real thomas thaites
Thwaites by mizz yo August 6, 2010

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
guy with bushy hair that likes his bike... a bit too much... you know what i mean.
he takes his seat post to bed with him!
twaitsy by Pringle July 7, 2003

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
Genital Thwarts by me0wmix January 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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