thwaite

1) Another, not quite so offensive way of saying twat.
2) How to pronounce a the name of a character from the film Guest House Paridiso.
3) A Yorkshire brewery.

1) "You sir, are a thwaite!"
2) Mr. Twat: "Actually, it's pronounced Thwaite."
Guest: "Well, it's spelt Twat."
3) "Pint of Thwaites please"

by Gareth Harris September 1, 2006

Thwaits

British badasses. Don't fuck around with them because they are really tough and will kick your ass if you go near them. Fashion pinacles of the U.K.

Simon Cowell would be a good member of the Thwaits family. We think he should change his name.

by supertwit June 9, 2010

Brenton thwaites

Brenton thwaites is a hot actor most known for his roles as sexy dick grayson in titans, he is sadly married and has two kids.

Brenton thwaites is very hot.

by Greymar November 28, 2020

Thwarted

To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time.

by BabyBitchHands May 13, 2023

Thwaites

Thwaites is a person who is absolutely at giving the best orgasm ever. They know exactly how to do their partner is many different ways. They also know how to vary the intensity of the sex to achieve multiple orgasms.

If you combine this with a Thomas you will have the time of your life.

Girl 1 : oh my god i had a total Thwaites last night.

Girl 2 : Real?
Girl 1 : yeah he was a real thomas thaites

by mizz yo August 6, 2010

thwarted

Shun, Ignore, disregard
also see root word, thwart

That radio guy totally thwarted my request for that song!

by Bob Johansen September 26, 2005

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019