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Thwaites 

Thwaites is a person who is absolutely at giving the best orgasm ever. They know exactly how to do their partner is many different ways. They also know how to vary the intensity of the sex to achieve multiple orgasms.

If you combine this with a Thomas you will have the time of your life.
Girl 1 : oh my god i had a total Thwaites last night.

Girl 2 : Real?
Girl 1 : yeah he was a real thomas thaites
Thwaites by mizz yo August 6, 2010
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Brenton thwaites

Brenton thwaites is a hot actor most known for his roles as sexy dick grayson in titans, he is sadly married and has two kids.
Brenton thwaites by Greymar November 28, 2020
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British badasses. Don't fuck around with them because they are really tough and will kick your ass if you go near them. Fashion pinacles of the U.K.
Simon Cowell would be a good member of the Thwaits family. We think he should change his name.
Thwaits by supertwit June 9, 2010
1) Another, not quite so offensive way of saying twat.
2) How to pronounce a the name of a character from the film Guest House Paridiso.
3) A Yorkshire brewery.
1) "You sir, are a thwaite!"
2) Mr. Twat: "Actually, it's pronounced Thwaite."
Guest: "Well, it's spelt Twat."
3) "Pint of Thwaites please"
thwaite by Gareth Harris September 1, 2006
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