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Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
Genital Thwarts by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.
A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!
Genital Thwarts by InFurry8 March 2, 2019

Genital Thwart 

When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.
Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.
Genital Thwart by oliverdplasse August 20, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026