Thesies 

Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."

Thesies by SABCal91 January 5, 2014

thesisitis 

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.

Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.

thesisitis by FY procrastination May 2, 2011

Thesis Guilt 

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

Thesis Guilt by NicTail September 26, 2011

A Cruel Angel's Thesis 

(Zankoku na tenshi no teze) the opening of 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, cures depression, whilst the show itself brings all of that said depression back

"wew, my depression disappears when i listen to A Cruel Angel's Thesis"

A Cruel Angel's Thesis by ofrfr October 11, 2020

toesies 

another name for your toes, specifically when describing them in a cutesy manner.

my toesies are all warm and toasty!
I can't wait to put my toesies in the sand.

toesies by DamianA December 7, 2006

encryptment thesis 

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

encryptment thesis by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

thesis scatting 

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

thesis scatting by tambully August 7, 2008