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Thesisize 

SYLLABICATION: The-sis-iz v. pl. the·sis-izs (-sz)

PRONUNCIATION: the·sis-iz
Definition 1. (v.) To research and write a thesis.
ETYMOLOGY: Latin, collection, from Greek, from tithenai, to put; see dh- in Indo-European roots. Senses 5 and 6, Middle English, from Late Latin, lowering of the voice, from Greek, downbeat, from tithenai.]
MEANING: The act of developing a Thesis from the synthesis of contraries to, and analysis of, observations of physical and/or behavioral reality with postulates (the accepted truths to reason on) clearly stated.
FUNCTION: The process of developing conclusions with logical truth value based on verifiable observations of physical and/or behavioral reality.
Example
Thesisize the results of your synthesis of the contraries (apposing arguments) to the analysis of the observations of the inner city decline of civilized behavior.
Thesisize by donaldjjohnsonsr July 12, 2016
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Thesisize 

To research a subject and develop a thesis on the subject.
Thesisize autism.
Thesisize by donaldjjohnsonsr June 2, 2016

Thesisize 

The act of penning and creating that highly unfortunate invention commonly referred to as a "thesis". Generally a requirement of collegiate academic institutions, this is the word many use to attempt to sound cool, when in reality "writing a big-ass paper" is a much simpler clarification
Thesisize: now say that 5 times fast
Thesisize by John F. Yourmom September 16, 2012

thesisitis 

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.
Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.
v. to thesis; to write one's thesis
I spent all last night thesising.
thesising by dudechick May 6, 2008
Nickname for Jessica. Especially girls named Jessica who are very silly, idiotic, and fun. Sometimes they like

to act like b****** at times, and then turn around and be the sweetest little gum drop. Thessie.
Thessie is really annoying me now.
Thop Thessie!
thessie by Pamela9090 November 30, 2017
As demonstrated by Benjamin Bryant of Harvard University, thesising is the ultimate dedication to one’s Honors Concentration Thesis. It involves the maximum exertion of all five senses, all cognitive processes, and all emotions into writing or performing work for one’s thesis. One expels blood, sweat, and tears when writing his or her thesis properly. Their support system is wrapped in up until the ultimate presentation of their thesis, where they will defend it in the worst 20 questions of anyone’s life. If you look at someone’s resumé and see that they have written a thesis in their academic history, you’ll know that they are passionate about something, and can devote time to accomplish their goals. If you run into someone at a party who has written a thesis, you can definitely count on them having a word or two to say on said topic.
Wow, Ben wrote a thesis on Racial Capitalism?! He thesised hard!!

What are you up to right now?

Oh, just thesising😄
Thesising by 33angel March 5, 2022
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