thesis

a dick that college seniors must take to graduate

God, she took that thesis so hard.

by Kooyle April 25, 2020

thesis

The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.

I really don't want to write this thesis. It has to be like 100 pages!

by sbthomas May 28, 2004

thesis

intellectual-approved hazing

Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .

Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .

by zamipower May 5, 2019

thesis

The act of being gay

That dumbass is being totally being thesis

After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.

So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.

by flux February 13, 2004

thesis

the act of a person being a homo that sings the robin byrd song and trying to piss a guy off

Youse guys are straight thesises

Man 1: Yo how was that robin byrd show dick?
Man 2: Shut Up you damn thesis go fuck a freezer

by "Name Here" April 28, 2004

Thesy

Smart, sexy and a little wild. Creative spirit and not afraid to take chances.

Thesy got it goin' on!

by XbarcelonaX February 5, 2010

Thesis

A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

dude that poor student was thesis'd to death!

by Dr. Sexy Butt MD August 16, 2009