Thesises 

This is the new plural for thesis created by Andrew D. The pronunciation is THEE-SIS-EEZ. This the BETTER the NEW version of theses, because why not? Andrew D (honestly am I even allowed to use full names, it's whatever) had this gift of realization after seeing the word, "Theses"

The class wrote so many bad thesises in their essays that the teacher passed out.

Thesises by panera bread is very good May 31, 2021

Thesies 

Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."

Thesies by SABCal91 January 5, 2014

Thesised 

(past tense "thesis"} To have written a thesis.

Mo just finished his paper, I think he thesised about butterflies and sound or something.

Thesised by hgarland June 21, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004