theses

Plural form of the word thesis. Rarely used, since usually only 1 thesis is needed, however, does sound very similar to feces.

Oh man, my teacher just showed the crappiest pile of theses I ever saw.

That's... err... some pretty interesting theses you got there.

by Lindendragon December 7, 2006

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Theresa

Theresa’s are stunning,smart,and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height. She is an absolute keeper and if u loose her u will instantly regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for!!!

Steve: who’s that
Geve: it’s theresa obviously

Woa: she’s stunning

Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year

by Teddylovelife July 27, 2019

Therese

Therese is one of the most sweetest people that you will ever meet. At times she will be insecure but you just have to keep reminding her about how beautiful she is. She is super super talented and has a bubbly personality. Sometimes through her contagious smile it’s hard to see what she’s actually going through. But all she needs is a hand up. If you have a Therese in your life you better love and cherish her forever.

Person 1: “Omg it’s Therese !!!!”
Person2: “Finally some light in this room.”

by Parkjiminslostjams June 4, 2021

thessaly

Thessaly the most free spirited girl ever with an imagination that would surprise anyone shes so beautiful and rare that if you ever came across her you'd be lost for words.

thessaly is someone who is very smart but nothing less than beautiful at the same time
to know or have known a thessaly is so rare and amazing. Let them say you walked with giants, but this name will never die Let them say you lived in the time of thessaly

by alex5091 June 6, 2013

Theresa May

An annoying grey haired cow

Theresa May can’t run a country

by BigJillHudson January 18, 2019