The Philadelphia 

While having sex, you surprise your partner with the line, "I have AIDS", and then orgasm as he or she cries hysterically.

In the heat of passion, Johan gave Maria the Philadelphia, and the sex was good.

The Philadelphia by EnricoFermi April 23, 2009

The Philadelphia Handshake 

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

The Philadelphia Handshake by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

The Philadelphia Steamer 

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

The Philadelphia Steamer by Miller August 7, 2005

The Philadelphia Eagles 

Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.

person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin

The Philadelphia Eagles by Philly Eagles April 21, 2018

The Philadelphia Windmill 

The Philadelphia Windmill is when a man and a woman have anal until the woman leaves her droppings upon the mans penis leading to the man slapping the woman in the face with his shit dick in a windmill motion

little Mary- "aunt Beth, why is your face all bruised up and covered and shit, and you are walking like daddy when he got out of prison"

Aunt Beth- "well honey, me and your favorite uncle just did the Philadelphia Windmill, you will know what I am talking about when you are about 16 or 17"

The Philadelphia Windmill by analcreativity420 September 16, 2010

The Philadelphia Eagels

1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.

"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"

The Philadelphia Eagels by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004

The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.

The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.

The Philadelphia Eagels by L August 9, 2007