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n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

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n. A soapy scrub down of the cock-and-balls at a luxury spa.
“Go see Gabe and ask him for the Washington. You won’t regret it!”
by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

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n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.
“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”
by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

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