Chokes 

A cigarette or pack of cigarettes.

I need to go buy me a pack of chokes.

Chokes by Hyde43 December 28, 2005

chokes 

When one becomes hungry while they are intoxicated or messed up by any drug, and then attempts to eat but has trouble doing any process involved in eating, including getting the food into their mouth, chewing, or swallowing, because of their current intoxication.

Dave: Why does Mark have spaghetti all over him?
Susanne: Oh, it's okay. He just has the chokes.

or

Erica had to perform the heimlich maneuver on me last night, after I smoked and then tried to eat pretzels.

chokes by KocoOcco April 9, 2011

Chokes 

Ottawa Senators NHL Hockey Team. They have gained the moniker "chokes" due to their great regular seasons, but repeated failures in the playoffs despite being favourites, mostly losing to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Damn those chokes lost to the Leafs again in the playoffs!

Chokes by HiVolt April 17, 2007

Chokes 

To make an attempt to steal something.

Another word for Aah Ha!!!

I Choked Mr. Martin Cell Phone today.

Mr. Martin: "I lost my cell phone"
Me: "Chokes" LOL

Chokes by Antwon A.K.A. Twon December 2, 2003

Chokes 

i dont really know, can you guys email me wen u get da answer

50 cent: "This flow's been mastered, the ice I flash it
Chokes me, I'll have your mama picking out your casket, bastard"

Chokes by raul November 21, 2003

Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

Chokes McGee by AmericanOxygen August 4, 2015

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

chokes on pretzel by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004