Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.

Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.

by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009

testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.

Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!

by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

textorist

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

tesoriero

Tesoriero's are complicated people but have a kind soul once you get to know them.
They have a heart of gold that is covered in ice and is hard to get to but once you do you should never let it go.
Its Italian.

Tesoriero is so beautiful.

by pennyunwise October 17, 2017