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Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.
He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.
Testerical by Gwazel July 11, 2014

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.
Testerical by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

Testerical

Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.
That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.
Testerical by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

Testerical

Losing your entire mind over something a woman would get side-eyed for feeling calmly. See: throwing a stapler because the wifi buffered, screaming at a referee like he ran over your dog, or explaining "I'm not mad, I'm just PASSIONATE" at a volume that suggests otherwise.
Origin: testes + hysterical. Because apparently hysteria was always a hormone problem, women just had the wrong hormone.
He wasn't 'fired up' about the parking spot, babe, he was testerical.
Testerical by Linda, listen August 4, 2026

testeria 

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.
When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.
testeria by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006
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