Definitions by Iamnotone

gignoramus 

Someone who is a billion times dumber than an ignoramus.

Jane is a real gignoramus, she tried to do the Mentos-Coke trick with cocaine, and got busted for possession when she couldn't figure out why it didn't work!

gignoramus by iamnotone May 4, 2010

textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

youmous 

The 15 minutes of fame you receive from being on a YouTube video.

Related "Youfamy"

Wow, posting that clip on the net really made me youmous. I can't go out without someone asking me if I was that dude on the net!

The day she uploaded the video of me getting punked at my bachelor party will live in youfamy.

youmous by iamnotone August 2, 2009