textorize

Verb. textorized, textorizes

1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.

2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.

3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.

1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!

2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!

3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.

textorize by theqissilent July 3, 2004

textorize

To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.

SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"

textorize by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012

textfriend 

a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.

Yeah I havent seen Will in months but he's still my textfriend.

textfriend by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011

Textmerized 

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.

Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.

Textmerized by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

tatorize 

Consuming large amounts of food at once or complete obliteration of anything

also used as tatorizing

John: I cant finish the icecream

Yesh: Just tatorize it

or

Jim: Yo joe is tatorizing that pizza

or

That was complete tatorization by Kyle in the race

tatorize by YoshiNP March 18, 2011

texterizing 

the act of harrasing someone through text messages

"stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big boobs" - mellman

texterizing by nash+ February 2, 2006