testari

testari is the very smashable alpha god tier goonmaxxing level 69000 gyatt rizzler that singlehandedly took down the entire rocktorran military in the literary masterpiece IRONY OF THE IMPERIUM and is the most hot, famous man in all of klentica with over 490858930583540390853095839085 imperial subjects

random klent guy #1: "did you hear about the new business that opened up down the street?"
random klent guy #2: "yeah, testari's prostitution services! my wife went there last week. said he was great."
random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"

by god-emperor of klentonnia May 22, 2025

Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.

Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.

by GlennyJ November 6, 2013

testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.

Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!

by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

Testarded

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

by nickthestick February 4, 2009