textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

Terrorist of Bollywood 

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.

Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year

Terrorist of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020

Tuxedo Terrorist 

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.

*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Tuxedo Terrorist by MrMtHood May 11, 2018

Toilet Terrorist 

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.

Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!

Toilet Terrorist by JRKJR January 23, 2010

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.

Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.

Baby Mama Terrorist by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

pornstar terrorist 

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.

"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"

pornstar terrorist by god damn you al goldstein May 26, 2020