Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adultmale. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.
Losing your entire mind over something a woman would get side-eyed for feeling calmly. See: throwing a stapler because the wifi buffered, screaming at a referee like he ran over your dog, or explaining "I'm not mad, I'm just PASSIONATE" at a volume that suggests otherwise.
Origin: testes + hysterical. Because apparently hysteria was always a hormone problem, women just had the wrong hormone.
He wasn't 'fired up' about the parking spot, babe, he was testerical.
An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.
When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.
Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"
While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.