TesMac 

n. Only the coolest Spanish nickname ever. Best for someone named Tess or Tessa. Pronounced (Tays-Mahk)

TesMac should work on this Spanish project by herself, she's too good at Spanish.

TesMac by nojmit24 April 29, 2008

Testacular 

a word a man may use to describe something both truly spectacular and manly; the word is a combination of spectacular and testicles.

"Hey bro, that steak you grilled last night was testacular!"

Testacular by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006

Tesmas Eve 

/ˈtesməs ēv/

noun

1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their car’s overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed

2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download

Todd’s heart skipped a beat as he read the much anticipated “new software update available” notification sent to his Tesla phone app, hoping this would turn out to be the Tesmas Eve that Full Self Drive mode was installed.

Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”

Tesmas Eve by FrunkieJunkie May 4, 2019

Tesmara 

The coolest person you'll ever meet. The amount of awesome-sauceness she radiates goes unmatched.

'Tesmara is so cool.'

Tesmara by 3788299.π May 17, 2022

Teslacize

1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla

2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.

That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing

We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.

Teslacize by lucifer43 July 8, 2012

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testacuzzi 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.

Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"

Testacuzzi by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011