Teslacize

1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla

2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.

That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing

We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.

by lucifer43 July 8, 2012

tetracized

Having four parts which come into existence as part of a natural process as opposed to starting out ipso facto out-of-the-box with said four parts.

The tilt of the earth tetracized the year giving us four seasons. Nobody tetracized the automobile - it has always had four wheels. Nature tetracized a fair many things - an animal's limbs, for instance. The Spiral of Life is the atom and tetracized within a span of 496 intervals.

by tgifrydei May 11, 2016

Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

Teslacle

alternate name for electric vehicle charging station; derived from concatenation of "Tesla" ( high end electric sparts car) and "cubicle" (individual charging station). May be used in derisive manner to affectionately poke fun at Tesla owners and their special (bordering on pretentious) charging stations (at which no other car manufacturers models are allowed).

" After spending hours searching for a parking spot to charge my Toyota Prius plug in, the only available spots were within a long row of unoccupied Teslacles along side the shopping plaza; to my great disdain none of these preposterous slips would charge my vehicle!

by sialrajsed April 13, 2015

teslacide

When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground

All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide

by tron781 March 10, 2025

Teslacle

Performing road head in a Tesla.

Bro, I love that my Tesla can drive itself. I can really enjoy a solid Teslacle without having to check my mirrors.

by SpicyCoke November 30, 2019

Teslacle

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021