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Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)
My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi
Testicuzzi by Brian H October 26, 2005
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Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”
Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.
Testicuzzi by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022

Testicuzzi

Its exactly what it sounds like, its a jacuzzi, for testicles.
Dave- "Man I really wanna dip my balls in the hot bath tub"
Wyatt- "Why don't you just buy a testicuzzi"
Testicuzzi by WyattMightBeHitler November 29, 2021

Testicuzzi

When someone opens ther mouth with saliva in it and the person puts his testicle in the receiving person's mouth while he licks the person's balls
"I bet Max (gay) would love testicuzzi person on person"
Testicuzzi by Jeff moranis August 8, 2022

Testicuzzi

When one fills their mouth with water and allows themselves to be tea bagged while gargling the water. They also have to make the sound effects
Hey cutie patootie, can you please gargle some water and tilt your head back? I want to dip my ballsack in your mouth while you do it, it will be like a jacuzzi for my balls…a testicuzzi
Testicuzzi by emoco mc April 14, 2025
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