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Teslacle 

alternate name for electric vehicle charging station; derived from concatenation of "Tesla" ( high end electric sparts car) and "cubicle" (individual charging station). May be used in derisive manner to affectionately poke fun at Tesla owners and their special (bordering on pretentious) charging stations (at which no other car manufacturers models are allowed).
" After spending hours searching for a parking spot to charge my Toyota Prius plug in, the only available spots were within a long row of unoccupied Teslacles along side the shopping plaza; to my great disdain none of these preposterous slips would charge my vehicle!
Teslacle by sialrajsed April 13, 2015

Teslacle 

Performing road head in a Tesla.
Bro, I love that my Tesla can drive itself. I can really enjoy a solid Teslacle without having to check my mirrors.
Teslacle by SpicyCoke November 30, 2019

Teslacle 

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.
Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time
Teslacle by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes
Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.
Testacle Receptacle by ss22b March 5, 2011

testacle delight's 

A light party snack usaully eaten at parties or get2gether tht r very delightful 4 a winters day!!! UsuAlly small best eatn hott or warm
Hey. Let me get sum testacle delight's I lredy ate,sounds delicous ay que rico