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When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground

All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide

teslacide by tron781 March 10, 2025

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telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.

Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.

telecide by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009

Related Words

teslacide • Teslacize • Teslacle • testicide • Telecide • TeslaModel3 • telicident • Teslafile • Tesla Model X • Tesla Coven

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

TeslaModel3

The 3rd body style of Vehicle from Tesla Motors.

Wow, look at the TeslaModel3 All that car for only $35,000!

TeslaModel3 by UBUYGAS September 17, 2018

Teslacize

1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla

2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.

That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing

We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.

Teslacize by lucifer43 July 8, 2012

testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

testicide by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008

Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

Teslacle by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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