teslacide

When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground

All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide

by tron781 March 10, 2025

telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.

Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.

by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

TeslaModel3

The 3rd body style of Vehicle from Tesla Motors.

Wow, look at the TeslaModel3 All that car for only $35,000!

by UBUYGAS September 17, 2018

Teslacize

1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla

2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.

That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing

We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.

by lucifer43 July 8, 2012

testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008

Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021