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telecide
A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
telecide by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
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Testicide
TeslaModel3
TeslaModel3 by UBUYGAS September 17, 2018
Teslacize
1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing
We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.
We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.
testicide
To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
testicide by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
Teslacle
Teslacle by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021
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