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Testacular 

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels
"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"
Testacular by sedgea March 3, 2022

Testacular 

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!
"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"
Testacular by Masteroo December 28, 2007

testacular 

The one and only way of describing a great penis.
One penis that is so great it has to be described by a word that is only in urban dictionary.
Wow...thats......testacular..... *drool* i wanna ride that
testacular by Rayne DM April 23, 2004

testacular 

The supreme level of gayness. So gay that a reference to male genetalia must be included in the description.
My girlfriend made me watch this awful movie. It was testacular!
testacular by wralen April 18, 2003

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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