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Teleso

An American slang term for a phone conversation that doesn't have an ending nor a beginning. Derived from the Italian street phrase Deleso.
Everyone who was on the conference call telesoed in circles for hours.
by -Mikevsdeath February 4, 2010
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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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Teleporting BDSM Chad

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?
by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021
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telelogophobia

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell
Telelogophobia is more common than you think.
by Chad June 10, 2004
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telebong

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.
Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!
by lolcat216 September 22, 2018
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Teleport Bread

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
by Fishyyz January 8, 2021
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Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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