Telebone
Telebone by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007
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Telebone
Telebone by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016
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Telebone • Teleboner • teebone • teebone kneebone • telebong • teleboning • Teleboxer • Telebronesis • telecone • Telefone
telebone
" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."
" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."
" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."
telebone by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013
Telebronesis
When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.
Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.
Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.
Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound
Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010
teleboning
An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.
Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"
teleboning by jhepp23 April 27, 2014
Telefone
Telefone by Saturated1 May 30, 2005
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