Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.

Teleport by MzJu February 5, 2008

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Teleport

The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.

A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.

Teleport by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

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Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

Teleport by Name_definer September 25, 2017

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Teleport

A place in the backwoods of Irving, Texas where there is a large train-track brige over a river. kids usually go there to either tag up the place or drink.

I was at Teleport the other day, and i left my tag everywhere.

Teleport by N i c k April 21, 2006