telehoes

those who are whores over the phone, when talking on the phone

Douche1: HEY MAN, i was talking to some telehoes over the weekend!
Douche2: That's hot! But didn't you run out of minutes on your cell LAST week?
Douche1: OH SHIT.

by SPANISH9/10A March 17, 2009

telehost

a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.

"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"

Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.

by Saccharinist December 14, 2008

telehoe

A person that joins as many Telegram Groups as possible just to brag about it.

Yo Leo is such a Telehoe.

by LeoPp September 21, 2017

Telehoe

A person that joins as many groups on Telegram (instant messaging app) just to brag about it.

Yo, he is such a telehoe smh.

by marco_is_em September 24, 2017