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Something you can't get from people who didn't even think to ask the question.
I'm not unwilling to give answers but I'm called the paragon of patience for a reason.
Answers by Hym Iam March 31, 2022
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Hey, shit, I deserve them too!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
Answers by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

answers addict 

is when someone is addicted to answering peoples questions on yahoo answers.
mom : son, you've been on yahoo answers all day.
son : no not enough time.
mom : son i think your an answers addict.
answers addict by .::DAVID::. October 3, 2008

answers.com 

Quite possibly the worst website to go to for an answer to your question. You'll often receive a single sentence, very vague answer. If not that, you'll be taken to a page where it just shows your question, but with no answers.

If you're googling a question about anything and the search results come back with an Answers.com thread, DON'T WASTE YOU TIME!
So I googled "How to power off my Iphone 4?"

Answers.com came back with this answer "Well, you simply just turn it off."
answers.com by DiddyDong40001 March 4, 2014

answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole
answers-addicted-asshole by The Hex December 25, 2008

answers in genesis 

A bunch of people who dogmatically hold the Bible as inerrant and litteral, and bend all facts to suit that purpose.
Let's go look for an institution with bad science! How about Answers in Genesis?
answers in genesis by Me47 January 10, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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