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Answers
Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People
A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!
Crowd: Wooooo!!!
Crowd: Wooooo!!!
answers addict
mom : son, you've been on yahoo answers all day.
son : no not enough time.
mom : son i think your an answers addict.
son : no not enough time.
mom : son i think your an answers addict.
answers addict by .::DAVID::. October 3, 2008
answers.com
Quite possibly the worst website to go to for an answer to your question. You'll often receive a single sentence, very vague answer. If not that, you'll be taken to a page where it just shows your question, but with no answers.
If you're googling a question about anything and the search results come back with an Answers.com thread, DON'T WASTE YOU TIME!
If you're googling a question about anything and the search results come back with an Answers.com thread, DON'T WASTE YOU TIME!
So I googled "How to power off my Iphone 4?"
Answers.com came back with this answer "Well, you simply just turn it off."
Answers.com came back with this answer "Well, you simply just turn it off."
answers.com by DiddyDong40001 March 4, 2014
answers-addicted-asshole
Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
answers-addicted-asshole by The Hex December 25, 2008
answers in genesis
A bunch of people who dogmatically hold the Bible as inerrant and litteral, and bend all facts to suit that purpose.
answers in genesis by Me47 January 10, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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