Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

by comrade boco June 18, 2011

twesbian

Noun

A lesbian so closely resembling a gay twink that one cannot often differentiate the two in dim lighting.

Characteristics include: flat chest, spiky bleached hair, generally androgynous qualities.

Gay Guy 1: "Check out that hot little twink over there"

Gay Guy 2: "That's not a twink."

Gay Guy 1: "Um, yes it is... hot little gay boy... right?"

Gay Guy 2: "Hah! No, that's a twesbian, you idiot"

by Diesel Cowboy December 9, 2008

telesigned in

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

Dude, I telesigned in into my Facebook account so you can't hack it anymore.

by Clouddefender December 30, 2011

telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.

“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”

by TeleSigner January 7, 2012

thesbian

A woman who isn't really a Lesbian but is just acting gay, either as a response to negative learned behavior towards men or not wanting to be alone due to unattractiveness.

A)Becky dumped Cindy when she finally met a guy who didn't make her feel threatened by men. I guess she was only a Thesbian after all. B) Tina will not drop her Thesbian identity because she would be lonely but would consider doing so if the right man came along. C) Sharon prefers men but her heavy-set build and man-ish looks leaves Thesbianism her only option to human companionship.

by Raymee December 7, 2006

celesbian

(n.) a celebrity lesbian; a lesbian famous or popular within the LGBT community, including but not limited to actors, advocates, promoters, club owners, writers, etc.

Charlotte is such a celesbian!

by starlette April 4, 2006

celesbian

quite simply this term is a contraction of "celebrity" and "lesbian". Of course that means that she's famous, even if only for the Warholian 15 minutes, or for much longer.

Ellen Degeneres is a notorious celesbian. She was the first to "come out" on TV. Thing about that is, the lovely Laura Dern should've been kissing me instead ; )

2. Other celesbians are Melissa Etheridge (she "came out" during Prez. Bill Clinton's inaugeration bashola), k d lang, Tracy Chapman, the Indigo Girls, Phranc, Amanda Bearce, Candace Gingrich, Dick Chaney's daughter (yes), Rosey O'Donnell and many more.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2010