Pocket Tent
A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
Related Words
Tdent • tent • tentacle • teenth • tentacle rape • tent city • Tentacle Porn • tentacular • tentacion • tentative
Shit the Tent
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
Shit the Tent by Atomics May 29, 2013
Tent Pitcher
An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
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Squidward Tentacles
The most inspiring cartoon character on television.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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