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Sixteenth 

A day in every month of the year, in which awesomeness is born.
99% of human beings born on that day are explicitly awesome in every aspect.
Are you born on the SIXTEENTH?
yes.
well you must be AWESOME.
Indeed I am.
Sixteenth by modesteeeee November 26, 2010

Sixteenth Amendment 

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
Sixteenth Amendment by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

sixteenth base 

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

sixteenth of october 

October sixteenth is national ask your crush for their hoodie day
Omg it’s the sixteenth of October! I’m gonna go get me a hoodie!

looking for the sixteenth minute 

The situation in which a one-time, flash in the pan celebrity is desperately or pathetically trying to get back into the news and gossip, if only for a moment. Comes from the "fifteen minutes of fame" phrase.
Kato Kaelin is still looking for the sixteenth minute.

October sixteenth 

Omg it’s October sixteenth! Imma go get me a hoodie
October sixteenth by GentleEmu78 October 14, 2019