Tassen

This is a weird friend or the funny friend. He or she will be ther when you are sad and make you smille

Friend-Hi, how is this cutey
Friend2-oh its just my dog\cat Tassen

Tassen by Hakekkdk May 24, 2020

Critical Tassen 

To strike a male in the genetailia, would replace crotch-shot.

Dan B. just took another critical tassen!

Critical Tassen by Exploding Boy February 9, 2003

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Airman Ga Taosenai 

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

Airman Ga Taosenai by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

jeff tassin 

Most likely a bald russian dad.

His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.

jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019

Tassel-tot 

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

Tassel-tot by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019