Tassel

Basically a whore.

The word comes from the tassels they so prominently display on their breasts as they flail them in your face to "make ends meet" but we all know what's up.

Joe: ... and well I guess the bouncer found her in the bathroom doin' a 9 off a 10.
Dan: What a tassel ass bitch... What the Hell is a 9 off a 10?

by Rocko. March 22, 2008

Tassel

A badass chick.

I don't understand how people can handle that tassel, she's got it going for her.

by Hazzahh May 17, 2011

Tassel

A big boy with a small chubby dick; Also known as a chode.

Hey look at that 3 inch dick, it must be a tassel.

by Tassel_Lover69696969 May 21, 2009

Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Tassel Gash

Referring to a woman's genetalia with over grown pubic hair.

Her pubes are so long they hang like tassels, she has a tassel gash

by Lezzers101 August 2, 2016

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013