Tansen

n. Our very white friend Hansen, who recently has become addicted to tanning. aka the Tanimal

We couldn't find Tansen the other night, he had fallen asleep in the tanning booth.

or

Tansen no longer has a farmer's tan now that he's been tanning all the time.

Tansen by JAF1972 December 15, 2008

Tansen

Guitar-manufacturing company.

Wooh! Dude is that a Tansen?

Tansen by InnocenceFaded May 2, 2005

Tansen

Tansen is a nice, awesome, pretty cute dude who stands up for people, but mostly friends. If something is happening, he will be in charge of the situation. All the girls like him, but will not tell him that they even do... He is american but his name is Sanskrit.

Girl: " i like Tansen but i dont want him to know that i do..."

Friend: " Tansen, this kid just called me fat!"
Tansen: " Kid, f**k off. You're fat, why would you be calling other people fat?!"
Kid: " uhh, umm... ok ok sorry whatever..."

Tansen by cumonman October 23, 2012

tantenten 

A tan lady that looks like a ten out of ten and has a ten inch cock

"Woah! Had me a nice tantenten goddess yesterday."

tantenten by dalethepalewhale April 20, 2020

Research Tangent 

Research Tangent: digressing suddenly from one topic of discussion to run to the nearest internet source in order to thoroughly research information either to: (A) reinforce a particular point or (B) attempt to relieve oneself from ignorance. Can be either directly or indirectly relevant.

... a trend that is sweeping the nation! Because knowledge is power!

Example: She totally went off on a research tangent in the middle of a movie last night when she wasn’t sure if sodium thiopental was the same as sodium pentothal.

Research Tangent by Miss Evelyn Grey November 2, 2011

Airman Ga Taosenai 

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

Airman Ga Taosenai by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

search tangent

When using an online search engine, you see something more interesting that causes you to follow trails unrelated to what you came to search for. Sometimes you forget what you meant to look up in the first place.

Pete: Did you find those instructions on how to make functional battle spears from old rake handles?

Me: Uh, no. Sorry. I went on a search tangent and forgot. But check out these pix of Britney.

search tangent by GT88 December 9, 2008