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Taintapotomus 

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.
That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.
Taintapotomus by WootALoot July 7, 2009

taintaholic 

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.
Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.

Turntnado 

Someone who is too turnt and has had too many drinks which causes them to destroy anything they touch
That boy Jimmy turned into a turntnado last night, he was the life of the party even though he wrecked everything.
Turntnado by Sageralph10 October 8, 2018

Taintasouris 

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....
Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.
Taintasouris by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

turntnado 

A turntnado is when you run get persuaded into heavy drinking and partying, where diabolical behavior runs rapid and there is no end in site.
"Damn a fuckin turntnado hit again last night! I got fucked up and caught in the eye of the storm!"

"I was only supposed to have a couple drinks and then BOOM a turntnado hit!"
turntnado by PhiaPhiaaa November 15, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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