Taintnado

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A taint tornado. The awkward moment/sensation when you are using a public restroom and the high power toilet automatically flushes against your will

Greg was enjoying a leisurely dump in the bathroom at the mall when he was suddenly hit by a taintnado

Taintnado by kimmypie April 26, 2014

Words you can keep

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

Taintapotomus by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Related Words

Taintnado • turntnado • taintaholic • Taintapotomus • Taintasouris • taint bacon • taint dome • tainted doughnuts • tainted orange • Taint Noogie

taintaholic

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.

taintaholic by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

Turntnado

Someone who is too turnt and has had too many drinks which causes them to destroy anything they touch

That boy Jimmy turned into a turntnado last night, he was the life of the party even though he wrecked everything.

Turntnado by Sageralph10 October 8, 2018

Taintasouris

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....

Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.

Taintasouris by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

turntnado

A turntnado is when you run get persuaded into heavy drinking and partying, where diabolical behavior runs rapid and there is no end in site.

"Damn a fuckin turntnado hit again last night! I got fucked up and caught in the eye of the storm!"

"I was only supposed to have a couple drinks and then BOOM a turntnado hit!"

turntnado by PhiaPhiaaa November 15, 2013

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026