Taintnado

A taint tornado. The awkward moment/sensation when you are using a public restroom and the high power toilet automatically flushes against your will

Greg was enjoying a leisurely dump in the bathroom at the mall when he was suddenly hit by a taintnado

by kimmypie April 26, 2014

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

taintaholic

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

Turntnado

Someone who is too turnt and has had too many drinks which causes them to destroy anything they touch

That boy Jimmy turned into a turntnado last night, he was the life of the party even though he wrecked everything.

by Sageralph10 October 8, 2018

Taintasouris

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....

Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.

by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

turntnado

A turntnado is when you run get persuaded into heavy drinking and partying, where diabolical behavior runs rapid and there is no end in site.

"Damn a fuckin turntnado hit again last night! I got fucked up and caught in the eye of the storm!"

"I was only supposed to have a couple drinks and then BOOM a turntnado hit!"

by PhiaPhiaaa November 15, 2013