WootALoot's definitions

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Swiddle

The act of urinating into the rectum during anal intercourse.

I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Stump Grinder

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Pollution Pump

The unclean sphincter of a human that pumps out a pollutant. (AKA Butthole)

Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE

by WootALoot February 27, 2018