When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Haggard Shit mug.I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.
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Get the Fahloogal mug.Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.
by WootALoot July 07, 2009
Get the Fardonkle mug.When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.
Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.
by WootALoot July 14, 2012
Get the Weekend Warrior mug.A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Stump Grinder mug.The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
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