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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

TossWank 

A Swear word that is a mixture of a Tosser and Wanker.
What a fucking TossWank....

You fucking TossWank!
TossWank by Vipzzz September 3, 2011

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex
Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.
ass tosser by Willy9292 January 4, 2007

Ring Tosser 

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Ring Tosser by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Tosswana 

An extremely stupid person lacking in common sense and social skills

I can't beleive that guy's driving - what an utter tosswana.
Tosswana by Madeleine W. November 14, 2006