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That motha fukin slow ass driver in front of you who makes you miss a light because he crosses the white line slowly to make a left turn instead of scooting into the left turn lane while maintaining his speed. While you were slowing down to not ram his ass the light turns to yellow and you have to stop. Usually associated with minivans, old people, or out of state license plates.
That damn crosser caused me to miss my light. Utah, typical.
crosser by darksyde December 24, 2005

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...
Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.
Perpetual Line Crosser by thechicynic February 15, 2008

line-crosser 

Some one who is known for crossing lines consistently without caring. Can include telling people off, saying things you should not around other people, doing things to other people/other people's property.
A line-crosser can be someone who upper decks someone's toilet or putting an air horn in someones ear.
line-crosser by Mike Healy December 26, 2008

Habitual Line-Crosser 

adjective; To describe someone who frequently makes the jump from what is socially acceptable to what is obviously inappropriate; most commonly occurring as a lewd statement.
"Brandon is a habitual line-crosser... I said his mom had dirty nails and he crossed the line by saying 'YA WELL YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE STUCK IN A CUCUMBER AND PULLED OUT A PICKLE! Completely inappropriate!"

The Mexican Boarder Crosser 

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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