Tosswad 

1.A wanker.
2.A wad or chunk of sperm ejaculated after masturbation.

Alfonse is a real A grade tosswad.

Tosswad by Epitaph August 8, 2005

TossWank 

A Swear word that is a mixture of a Tosser and Wanker.

What a fucking TossWank....

You fucking TossWank!

TossWank by Vipzzz September 3, 2011

Tosswana 

An extremely stupid person lacking in common sense and social skills

I can't beleive that guy's driving - what an utter tosswana.

Tosswana by Madeleine W. November 14, 2006

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

tosswaddler by CapTim April 15, 2008

toss wad 

Seminal fluids from masturbation.

She thought his toss wad was hair gel.

toss wad by Sethifus December 29, 2007

tosswallop 

to fire your man muck at a specificic target with considerable power

i shot my hot love goo in her face with so much power it left a bruise "tosswallop"

tosswallop by daddy coole December 12, 2008

tosswallow 

Noun.
Pertaining to one who continues to talk shit when it is plainly obvious to all who are listening that what they are listening to is complete shit. The speaker obviously thinks that the listener is going to swallow that which they are freely tossing.

Do you know such-and-such? What a tosswallow!

tosswallow by Knokker February 9, 2012