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tonerish 

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
tonerish by SRQDT October 7, 2011

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz
A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy
Tossers Twitch by Bob March 26, 2005

Tooterishy 

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart
I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy
Tooterishy by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Taskerish 

Being Dirty, Not taking care of your children, Being Lazy, Being Immature and un-parent like, Not cleaning your house, Letting your son suck on a vacumn hose.
I would kill myself if I was ever Taskerish.
Taskerish by BrithdaySuprise February 24, 2011

Tosseriffic 

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.
Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.
Tosseriffic by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tosserized 

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.
exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."
tosserized by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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