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to behave in a dumb way. or to act like a tosser
bush and blair are the embodiment of tosserish behaviour. nuff said
tosserish by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006
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tonerish 

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
tonerish by SRQDT October 7, 2011

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz
A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy
Tossers Twitch by Bob March 26, 2005

Tooterishy 

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart
I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy
Tooterishy by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Taskerish 

Being Dirty, Not taking care of your children, Being Lazy, Being Immature and un-parent like, Not cleaning your house, Letting your son suck on a vacumn hose.
I would kill myself if I was ever Taskerish.
Taskerish by BrithdaySuprise February 24, 2011

Tosseriffic 

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.
Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.
Tosseriffic by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tosserized 

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.
exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

tosserized by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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