TLTAS 

Tender Love and Take a Shower

“You smell! You need to TLTAS!”

TLTAS by diphenhydramine April 19, 2021

Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014

titash 

A very beautiful and talented person who is also very selfless and understanding.
Also, the name of a river passing through India.

Wow she's amazing. She's such a Titash.

titash by Leo Fitz August 17, 2016

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

TLTBS

Acronym for "Too lazy to back space." Occurs when you misspell something on the interwebs, usually in a chat program or IM window, and don't feel like lifting your fingers to click the mouse to the error or to backspace all you've written to correct it.

Mary: "Let's go to the movies tonight"
Josh: "Okay, what tiem would you like to go?"

Mary: "tiem?"
Josh: "Sorry, TLTBS"

TLTBS by Spunkasaurus May 31, 2010

tetas 

Spanish for breasts.

¡Ella tiene tetas grandisimas!

tetas by one & only April 16, 2006

tstas 

having drunk too much german vodka and proceeding to throw up all over yourself, get loaded into the trunk of your moms van, wake up on the kitchen floor, and get in a shitload of trouble.

you: hey man lets get wasted i have a water bottle of some sick vodka in my backpack

me: yo im in but dont go pullin a tstas on me alright

tstas by THeKEEb March 28, 2007